Recently heard in the Jubilant household:
"Momma, smell my nose."
"You've got to move it move it . . ." over and over again.
-And we haven't even seen the sequel yet.
"Mom! I need the fan on because I'm cold!"
-Um, are you confused or am I?
"For Christmas I only want two things: An X-box 360 and all the games that you can play on it."
-Yeah, I'll get right on that son. It's so unselfish of you to have only asked for two things.