Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Top Ten {Tuesday} Styles I'd Never Be Caught Dead With

I was browsing the 'net and came across some unusual styles for 2012. These are the Top Ten {Tues} styles you will NOT catch me wearing or carrying. Ever.



This may be Dior, but you won't catch me with this on my arm.  I'd be too afraid some kind of flying creature would want to nest in it.  And then have babies.







This grey cowl looks more like a straight jacket for one's neck than an accessory to keep warm.  Just looking at it makes me short of breath.
Breathe . . . breathe . . . breathe . . .









I love a good piano boot like the next gal -- no, no, I don't.   I can't even get through that whole sentence without snickering.  And what is up with the toes sticking out but no leg?  Yikes.








Sleepover anyone?
This Louis Vuitton is probably too pricey for me anyway, but looks like  those sleeping bags for kids that have the pillow attached. 





Um, how can that even be one person's hair?  Knowing that it must be from six or fourteen different people who had to give up their hair for this style to work is enough to gross me out.  Not to mention that IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS. You don't even notice the girl herself because she has too much hair going on.







This jacket couldn't look more like a shower curtain if it were hanging in my bathroom.  And I'd never do that, BTW.  And paired with blue socks really makes me shake my head.











What is the first thing you think of when you see this picture?  My first thought was "Ack!  Spider Woman!"  And then, "What the heck is that thing on her chest?"











When I started having babies, I looked high and low for a diaper bag that didn't look like a diaper bag.  Why would someone carry a purse that looks just like a diaper?













I am sure these are super fashionable in, you know, FASHIONABLE circles.  It makes me ask, if I'm gonna pay big bucks for those shoes, I want the rest of the shoe to go with it.  And fewer colors, please.






Oh, heck no.  I don't know if this is supposed to be a deer, a cow or something in between.  All I know is that I don't need something that makes anyone think "heifer" on the top of my head.  Or anywhere near me, for that matter!




If you had to choose, which of these "fashions" would you adopt for 2012?

(I am linking this up to Oh Amanda's Top Ten Tuesday linky party.)

Counting it all strange and wacky joy,

2 comments:

  1. I'm with you--none of the above. My feet hurt just looking at those shoes.

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  2. Oh I am ALL OVER the deer head hat. IF you want some unique some funny hair options check out this book...
    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/style-me-vintage-belinda-hay/1100826466?r=1&ean=9781862059023&cm_mmca2=pla&cm_mmc=GooglePLA-_-Book-_-Q000000633-_-9781862059023
    I just got it from the library and since I LOVE retro I tried the Victory Rolls last night for a party. LOVED. THEM.

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