Quite possibly heard in the Jubilant household recently
After being disciplined: "I don't want you to love me so much!"
After a lengthy explanation as to why Whirling Dervish should play army with The Cruise Director: "No thanks. I don't fell like being dead today."
After a moment of brain fail: "Don't call Bear 'Jake!' He'll get infused!"
After asking Jesus into her heart: "Mama? Are you and Daddy gonna go to Heaven too?"
"Yes, honey, we are."
"Can't I go anywhere without you?"